Hey, Remember That Time The Mission Was Accomplished?

Here's a list of 10 more ways we continue to claim total, indisputable victory in our day to day lives.

1. Went on a great first date?

Deactivate tinder because you've obviously met your soulmate.

2. Your pants don't fit so you're having a salad for lunch?

That's all it takes you wacky health nut!

3. Applied for a job?

Just show up at the office on Monday. It'll go great.

4. Put all your dirty laundry in a pile?

It's as good as done. Wear whatever you want, you're good.

5. Just started your cross country road trip?

What could go wrong? You're practically there!

6. Made a solid case for equality in front of your conservative grandparents?

Congrats! You've definitely changed their minds. Thanksgivings from now on will be a breeze.

7. You told your ex you wanted to be friends.

BFF alert! #nodrama

8. You've beed drinking all night but you took an Advil before bed?

You're definitely going to make it to the gym in the morning. You will definitely not have a(ll the) bagel(s) for breakfast.

9. You ordered a new outfit online?

It's going to look exactly as you expect, and fit even better!

10. You donated $10 to a Kickstarter?

That project will definitely happen. You've financed the future, you titan of innovation!