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Aug 2, 2015

This Is What Happened When I Discovered I Might Be A Hufflepuff

Life crisis, much?

So my friend Chantel and I were texting about Harry Potter-related things when I told her to tell our friend, Ben, that he was a Hufflepuff, even though he's clearly a Gryffindor.

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As anticipated he was PISSED. lolz

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Which I thought was hilarious, until Chantel told me I was a Hufflepuff.

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At first I thought she was kidding, but when she said she wasn't I started getting really pissed.

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By the way, at this point it's 1:07 AM.

In my rage I took to Twitter to rant/ find solace.

.@ChantelHouston just called me a hufflepuff. I'M CLEARLY A GRYFFINDOR. CLEARLY.

I'M A GRYFFINDOR, GOD DAMMIT!!!!

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But then, I was like "Wait a minute, am I actually a Hufflepuff? Maybe I'm just a kind, sweet angel baby who thinks she's a lion." I began spiraling.

am i a hufflepuff? i'm having a life crisis

Like, I actually couldn't sleep because I was so distraught. I tried my best to shake off the haters.

I have to go to sleep because people keep calling me a hufflepuff. I WILL NEVILLE MYSELF AND GET HOT AND BRAVE AND SHOW YOU ALL

Literally me to myself.

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I even started reaching out to my fellow Potterheads to see what they thought about my crisis.

.@Arielle07 you'll know this. Am I a hufflepuff? Everyone keeps calling me one but I'm a gd GRYFFINDOR. @heyyyella, thoughts?

I needed help. I was deteriorating by the second, going through every stage of grieving in mere minutes.

DENIAL. ANGER. BARGAINING. DEPRESSION. ACCEPTANCE (except no way in hell was I gonna be a Hufflepuff without question.)

I even reached out to JK, herself, cuz you never know... she's been really active on Twitter these days.

@jk_rowling please help me. What house am I in?

Honestly, all hope was lost until I was someone was like "Why don't you just take the Pottermore quiz?"

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So Chantel and I FaceTimed while I signed up for Pottermore... fucking unlocked my Gringotts account, got a wand, AND bought an owl.

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Eventually though, I was sorted into my house. AND LO AND BEHOLD...

GUESS WHO'S A GRYFFINDOR NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS! @ChantelHouston watched me take the entire quiz, so there!

Needless to say I was on top of the whole fucking world!!!

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i'm a gryffindor, i'm a gryffindor hahahahahahaha NOW I CAN SLEEP

LIKE LOOK AT MY FACE. THAT IS REAL Y'ALL. I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER BEEN THAT HAPPY IN MY LIFE.

SHE SCREENSHOTTED THE WHOLE THING. THE MOMENT I FOUND OUT.

And then in the greatest turn of events of all time, Chantel decided she wanted to get sorted into a house. AND GUESS ๐Ÿ‘ WHAT ๐Ÿ‘ SHE ๐Ÿ‘ GOT ๐Ÿ‘

in a turn of events @ChantelHouston is a hufflepuff

HUFFLEPUFF. SHE GOT HUFFLEPUFF AND THIS WAS HER FACE.

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And my face, lol...

God is good, y'all.

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Now it was Chantel's turn to have a life crisis. OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

Honestly, I was SO happy.

@itsashlyperez IT'S WRONG EVERYTHING IS WRONG

But eventually we all have to accept who we really are...

@ChantelHouston @itsashlyperez accept who you are, kween of tha huvvelpoofs

Queen of the huvvelpoofs!

THE END.

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