Buzz·Posted on Feb 4, 201629 Horrible Things That Happen When You Put Your Retainer In For The First Time In Forever"Wear it all the time, except when you're eating." But I'm always eating.by Ashley McGetrickBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Once upon a time, your loving parents coughed up a lot of cash to get you this fancy hardware. 2. Then, after many years, the blessed day came when your train tracks were derailed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You looked damn good. View this post on All hail the Duchess (or Duke) of Dentistry. 4. As a farewell present from your orthodontist, you got this SOB. 5. You wore it pretty religiously for a while; mainly out of fear. 6. But then life got in the way. 7. You started living on the edge...Only wearing it at night. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. But as you and your retainer started to drift apart, so did your teeth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. So then the search begins for that overpriced piece of plastic from your past. 10. When you finally find it, it's gross AF. 11. Now that your retainer is (kind of) sanitary, it’s time to suit up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. WRONG. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. HOW did your teeth ever fit in here? Have you grown an extra tooth since? A fang perhaps? 14. After a few shoves and nearly snapping it in half, it’s in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Suddenly you become aware of every tiny fiber that exists in your mouth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Ok, ok. Just wear it overnight. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Then you wake up at 3am in *excruciating* pain. 18. This thing needs to go. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You tug a little and realize you have to make a choice … Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. ...Rip this thing out or live in this plastic prison forever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. #$%&**%*^*&%^&$%!!!!!!!!!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. You plead with the tooth fairy for reconciliation. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. And decide to just live with a crocked smile because we can't all be Kelly Rippa. 24. And there are other options out there. 25. Whatever. You look fly either way. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF