1. A Pick-Me knows how to cater to their partner.
"Clean up after your man. Support him. Nurture him. Breastfe... " #TweetLikeAPickMe
2. They are the definition of a ride or die.
You say you hold your man down, but I bet you wouldn't even do a 10-year-bid for him. Smh you females ain't loyal #tweetlikeapickme
3. Simple pleasures, right?
I swear I never go out, parties aren't my thing. I'm just a lowkey girl who stares at the wall #TweetLikeAPickMe
4. Seriously, they don't ask for much.
My man could propose with a duct tape ring and I'd be happy. #TweetLikeAPickMe
He gets bonus points if he proposes with a Ring Pop.
5. Like, at all.
Yall hoes insecure, he dosent have to take me out, call me, or even know my last name cause he already knows where home is!#tweetlikeapickme
6. Sometimes they're old people in much younger bodies.
*9pm on a Friday* about to get ready for bed, I love being a homebody unlike the rest of you hoes #tweetlikeapickme
7. Pick-me's are always considerate and make their partner's interests their own.
Wow fellas its not that deep. If the notebook is on and the NBA finals are on, me and my girl watching the notebook #tweetlikeapickme
Yes but will you bring tissues and cry with me too?
8. Some go for the equality angle.
#tweetlikeapickme Ladies, give him money to go out sometime. Men like to get treated too.
#treatyoself, amirite?
9. They take chivalry to a whole new level.
I dont really care if my girl goes to the club nude. who am i to object to what she wears? thats patriarchy #tweetlikeapickme
10. And they are the most forgiving people you'll ever meet.
You girls really out here leaving after your man cheats once?????? Let him make his mistakes! Watch him grow! #TweetLikeAPickMe
11. Pick-me's believe in giving lots of second chances.
Even though my man cheated on me 50 times, gave me an std, & had a baby on me, he knows where home is. 😊 #TweetLikeAPickMe
Pick-me: *whispers while clicking heels together* There's no place like home.
12. Pick-me's hold themselves to pretty high standards.
I cook , clean, can build a house up from scratch, can watch 40 kids at one time and I cover myself up. #tweetlikeapickme
13. And they hold their peers to these same standards.
Y'all chicks really out here not cooking for your man and making his plate? Glad I'm not one of these new aged broads #tweetlikeapickme
14. For a pick-me, less is more.
"You gotta be lowkey if you want a man to respect you. No Twitter, Facebook, email, SS number, just don't exist" #TweetLikeAPickMe
15. And I mean way less.
Yall can keep your $200 dates. A Lunchables and a bottle of warm Boone Farm is enough for me, bae #TweetLikeAPickMe
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