15. This eye patch and top hat-complementing mustache

You can't help but wonder if that sharp stache is the reason behind the eye accident.
14. This blow out mustache

Oooh, so posh.
13. This German philosophical mustache

"Without mustache, life would be a mistake"- (the original quote was obviously misheard) Friedrich Nietzsche
12. This "don't stand too close on either side" mustache

Danger is his middle name.
11. This Captain Hook-esque mustache

So manly, it took 2 hooks to construct.
10. This "doubles as a wine rack" mustache

Enough manly stache to hold the glassware and bottle opener as well. I can hear the ladies swooning now...
9. This fancy Wizard of Oz mustache

Both great and powerful.
8. This rosy cheek mustache

S'cute!
7. This crazy crab-claw mustache

Caution: looking directly into this mustache may cause cross-eyes
6. This "who needs a horse" mustache

Mustache rides are complete with handlebars... safety first!
5. This creepily thin mustache

Like lip liner... for the manliest of men.
4. This lovely lady stache

So irresistible to women, they started growing them.
3. This crime-fighting mustache

So mysteriously sexy, it's only accessible by spotlight signals.
2. This multitasking mustache

Two free hands thanks to two formidable handbars
1. This misplaced mustache

The forehead stache... we might not be ready for all this manliness. But it's here.