15. This eye patch and top hat-complementing mustache
You can't help but wonder if that sharp stache is the reason behind the eye accident.
14. This blow out mustache
Oooh, so posh.
13. This German philosophical mustache
"Without mustache, life would be a mistake"- (the original quote was obviously misheard) Friedrich Nietzsche
12. This "don't stand too close on either side" mustache
Danger is his middle name.
11. This Captain Hook-esque mustache
So manly, it took 2 hooks to construct.
10. This "doubles as a wine rack" mustache
Enough manly stache to hold the glassware and bottle opener as well. I can hear the ladies swooning now...
9. This fancy Wizard of Oz mustache
Both great and powerful.
8. This rosy cheek mustache
S'cute!
7. This crazy crab-claw mustache
Caution: looking directly into this mustache may cause cross-eyes
6. This "who needs a horse" mustache
Mustache rides are complete with handlebars... safety first!
5. This creepily thin mustache
Like lip liner... for the manliest of men.
4. This lovely lady stache
So irresistible to women, they started growing them.
3. This crime-fighting mustache
So mysteriously sexy, it's only accessible by spotlight signals.
2. This multitasking mustache
Two free hands thanks to two formidable handbars
1. This misplaced mustache
The forehead stache... we might not be ready for all this manliness. But it's here.
