Most Epic Mustaches Ever (Web Edition)

In honor of Movember, here are the 15 most epic mustaches you will ever see. Prepare to be amazed.

15. This eye patch and top hat-complementing mustache

Via technocrazed.com

You can't help but wonder if that sharp stache is the reason behind the eye accident.

14. This blow out mustache

Via robotvsbadger.com

Oooh, so posh.

13. This German philosophical mustache

Via artofmanliness.com

"Without mustache, life would be a mistake"- (the original quote was obviously misheard) Friedrich Nietzsche

12. This "don't stand too close on either side" mustache

Via robotvsbadger.com

Danger is his middle name.

11. This Captain Hook-esque mustache

Via ebaumsworld.com

So manly, it took 2 hooks to construct.

10. This "doubles as a wine rack" mustache

Via robotvsbadger.com

Enough manly stache to hold the glassware and bottle opener as well. I can hear the ladies swooning now...

9. This fancy Wizard of Oz mustache

Via sodahead.com

Both great and powerful.

8. This rosy cheek mustache

Via smosh.com

S'cute!

7. This crazy crab-claw mustache

Via smosh.com

Caution: looking directly into this mustache may cause cross-eyes

6. This "who needs a horse" mustache

Via smosh.com

Mustache rides are complete with handlebars... safety first!

5. This creepily thin mustache

Via comediva.com

Like lip liner... for the manliest of men.

4. This lovely lady stache

Via xaxor.com

So irresistible to women, they started growing them.

3. This crime-fighting mustache

Via weknowmemes.com

So mysteriously sexy, it's only accessible by spotlight signals.

2. This multitasking mustache

Via bajiroo.com

Two free hands thanks to two formidable handbars

1. This misplaced mustache

Via fotozup.com

The forehead stache... we might not be ready for all this manliness. But it's here.