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8 Times Tim From The Original Jurassic Park Didn’t Give AF

In honor of the release of Jurassic World this week, I re-watched the classic original Jurassic Park and for the first time, noticed how Tim (played by the dazzling Joseph Mazzello) completely embodies the DGAF life. Young Timmy visits his grandfather’s dinosaur park and has several brushes with death, but in between his encounters with T-Rexes and electric fences, Tim simply does not give one single f@$k.

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1. He doesn’t even attempt to hide his creepy fan-boy obsession with Dr. Grant (Sam Neill).

"I read your book."
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"I read your book."

2. He makes his disregard for authority clear.

Dr. Sattler (Laura Dern) tell him to hang back while they treat a sick triceratops and I wish I had a gif to illustrate this, but the way he stomps through the tall grass without missing a beat is straight up Thug. Life.
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Dr. Sattler (Laura Dern) tell him to hang back while they treat a sick triceratops and I wish I had a gif to illustrate this, but the way he stomps through the tall grass without missing a beat is straight up Thug. Life.

3. He takes what he wants.

Tim ignores the mean lawyer and wears the expensive night vision goggles anyway. It’s okay though, cause (spoiler alert!) the lawyer dies in the next scene.
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Tim ignores the mean lawyer and wears the expensive night vision goggles anyway.

It’s okay though, cause (spoiler alert!) the lawyer dies in the next scene.

4. His nonchalant gaze as he’s hanging in the tree clinging to life in the jeep is EVERYTHING.

After being terrorized and nearly killed by the T-Rex, all he can say is, “I threw up.” Classic Tim!
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After being terrorized and nearly killed by the T-Rex, all he can say is, “I threw up.” Classic Tim!

5. He's constantly unimpressed by freaking LIVE DINOSAURS.

This face.
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This face.

6. In between terrorizing dinosaur chases and narrow escapes, this kid tells corny jokes.

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkusaurus!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkusaurus!

7. He continues to count to three after being toaster caked by an electric fence.

8. The time when all he cared about was "all that blood"

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oh never mind that I just witnessed a stampede of blood-thirsty dinosaurs.

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