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    Warm Christmas L Train Cockles

    MY VERY SPECIAL christmas card was snapped at the lorimer L station at approx 6 pm this very christmas eve. His scwhang was gingerly poking out from his gaping briefs while lounging comfortably atop his pants. I would have gotten a better shot but I didn’t want one. His underwear were very white and appeared on all accounts both fresh and clean. His mother would be proud.

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    by ashleigh nankivell

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