15 Sweaters You Totally Must Have Or Your Life Might Be Ruined

Winter's fast approaching. Don't be left out in the cold.

1. Sporty Spice Tennis Wear

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Show the ladies at the country club what's up with some major Kournikova threads.

2. Crochet Sweater Robe Man Guy

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Grab a cup of joe with your new friend Joe. You're not going anywhere. He's a talker.

3. Terror Kid > Terror Fish

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Oh my. Get a babysitter up on this mug.

4. Women's Full Body Onesie

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Look like a serial killer in one fell swoop!

5. Men's Full Body Cable Knit

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Now you can mop the bathroom floor with your elbows, thighs, shoulders, knees, and toes!

6. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie

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Look 20 lbs thinner (and a lot more orange-y) without doing any work!

7. Ombre for Sweaty, Wind-Swept Tan Dudes

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Grab me a bottle of sherry and show me the portico. Things are gonna get cray.

8. DIY Sweater

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If you can't find a thing to wear in the morning, knit a quick something before you head off to work.

9. Thoroughly Reclusive Sweater

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Do the whole "avoiding people thing" up right by allowing only a small portal from which to sip water and watch the tube.

10. Floppy-Haired Music Teacher Sweater

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He crushes it on the keyboard.

11. Young at Heart Stegosaurus Lady Sweater

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Show 'em who's boss at the next board meeting with your vast array of arm spikes.

12. A Guy to Bring Home to Mom

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Finally! A man who can wear a pair of oversized mittens without looking stupid. Mom is going to swoon.

13. NSFW Sweater

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Always look for subtle ways to hide those unsavory sites from your boss.

14. Shark Cat

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Made-for-TV movie starring Tara Reid. Coming this spring whether you like it or not.

15. Burt Reynolds Swiss Alps Sweater

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A mustache, a chicken, and a sweater-scarf? Where can I sign up and never let go?