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14 Of The Most ROFL Lines By Chetan Bhagat

India's most commercially successful and ruthlessly criticized author. We wonder why.

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1. "Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It's like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It's like sitting in a racing car but not driving it."

Guys should not make friends with girls. They should eat all the chocolate cake they see then somehow get into a race car and drive off with it laughing like a madman.

4. "She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?"

14. "The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it."

Study in one of the best Engineering colleges..

Study in one of the best management colleges.

Spend many years abroad working as an investment banker earning sackfuls of money.

Pretend to be average Middle Class guy.

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