14 Reasons Why Justin Heath Is The "Bee's Knees".

    This goes out to my main homeslice, J. Heath. Keepin' it real on this day of love.

    aschraub
    by aschraub

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    1. Your knees look similar to that of a bee's.

    Via buzzfeed.com

    I mean, there is an uncanny resemblance there. LOOK AT THAT THOSE POLLEN BASKETS!

    (ACTUAL PICTURE OF JUSTIN P. HEATH'S LEFT KNEE)

    2. You have a love for adventure.

    The enthusiasm is just too much.

    3. You are super goofy.

    Classic sneeze. I love the way you just make it as awkward and uncomfortable for everyone around you. The camera even thought this was goofy.

    4. Your love for EVERYTHING Sriracha.

    Via buzzfeed.com

    "You got your Sriracha Meatloaf, your Sriracha Shrimp, and the you just put the Sriracha in your mouth."

    5. You take care of our puppy.

    AWWWWWWW!!! Eleanor is just the cutest!

    "Thanks for the haircut, Dad!"

    6. You reassure me that I will not get food poisoning THIS time.

    Except it really is EVERY time we eat out I am worried I am going to get food poisoning. Thanks for dealing with my insanity, bro.

    7. You use to be a Pirate.

    ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH! So adorable stealing things from ships and killing people.

    8. You are a very considerate roomate.

    Like. The. Best. Makes me dinner and does the dishes EVERY NIGHT.

    9. You have the BEST sense of humor.

    Next year we are organizing all of the drag queens to show up.

    10. You have the greatest smile.

    " Heeeeey GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRLL!"

    11. You are passionate about politics.

    Via trunews.com

    When HOPE was still alive.

    (PICTURE ABOVE DEPICTS PRESIDENT OBAMA BEFORE HE WAS ELECTED)

    12. You like drinking wine and painting.

    Two beautiful things that come together to create a masterpiece!

    (Next time, more wine!)

    13. You always make me smile.

    You hate dancing. Especially to Ke$ha but you will "Tik Tok" across the dance floor anways. You truly know the way to my heart (Ke$ha is obviously the way to my heart).

    14. You think Milton is pretty rad.

    We talk about Milton like he is a member of our family with multiple personality disorder.

    (You can like Milton the Moose, too! You can even order custom, handmade, cards for all occasions!)

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/MiltonTheMoose

    Love you, Justin P. Heath?

    You are the bee's knees, J Heath! I love you so much! Not only today, but everyday!