1. Olivia - Vaporeon
Because she’s sleek and classy .
2. Fitz - Machoke
Because he’s the man in charge.
3. Mellie - Vileplume
Because of the color scheme.
4. Abby - Ponyta
Because do I really need to explain this one?
5. Harrison - Wartortle
Because he’s a boss.
6. Huck - Ryhorn
Because he might literally kill you at any moment.
7. Cyrus - Weezing
Because, c’mon, fuck Cyrus.
8. Quinn - Muk
Because Quinn is the worst.
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