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When we sleep, there are supposedly two forces fighting over us: a group of good guys that clothe themselves like hipster pirates called Storytellers who give us happy dreams and the sinister nightmare-slinging Incubuses, clad like nerdy Cenobites in leather aprons with black geek specs behind a plastic face screen that makes them go all staticky. They leer with Black Hole Sun grins and spread shadows as opposed to the light flashes
