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    7 Celebs Most Likely To Name Their Kid Nanapush

    because Apple isn't good enough #vogue #tracks

    arielshayne
    by arielshayne

    Community Contributor

    1. Gwyneth Paltrow

    Nanapush will learn how to sail and how to be properly condescending from older siblings Apple and Moses

    2. Kimye West

    North (Nori) + Nanapush (Nana)

    3. Rafael "Ted" Cruz

    To help distance himself from his Canadian roots, Cruz is embracing "American" to the fullest extent

    4. Shia LeBeouf

    No explanation necessary

    5. Joaquin Phoenix

    "Do I have a frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp." - Joaquin Phoenix.

    6. Business mogul Michael Scott

    Any son of his shall have the power of a tribal leader

    7. God

    because the name Jesus just isn't enough of an attention grabber anymore

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