13 Times Nomi Malone Was Your Spirit Animal

She may be the headliner of Goddess at the Stardust, but she's still just like us!

Even when everybody's watching, she dances like nobody's watching

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This move is called "Making an aggressive hamburger."

She's fed up with skeevy come-ons

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Dude at the bar: "Can I buy you a drink?"

You: "I've already got one, loser."

Her friends mean the world to her

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You've gotta roll deep with your crew.

Her limits get the best of her

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That's what too many shots of Fireball will do to you...

Junk food makes her life livable

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Unlike brown rice and vegetables, chips and cheeseburgers don't suck.

She does her own nails

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Thank you, Pinterest!

She doesn't miss any vestiges of food left on her fingers after a satisfying meal

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Mmmmmm... Powdered Dorito cheese residue...

She thinks bras are THE WORST

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Once the bra comes off on Friday night, there's no hope for leaving the house.

Her speech is riddled with cliches and idioms

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Sometimes, the only way you can find the words is to use ones someone has already said before... Like, over and over.

She consumed inedible things as a child

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Remember that one time that she Cristal Connors bonded over a love of dog food? You know you totally tried it as a kid, too...

Working out makes her super sweaty

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How is it that you're the only one on the treadmill at Work Out World who seems to be perspiring?

She's prone to fits of rage

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Hell hath no fury like Nomi arriving at the subway platform just as the locomotive pulls away.

Making an exit is her forte

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Nomi, out! *Drops the mic, Steals your hat, Grabs a handful of office courtesy candy*