DR: John Mulaney has a great line about that. He says, "Canceling plans is second only to heroine in terms of instant relief." It really is! If you've got a really busy evening and you go, Actually no I'm going to stay home and do nothing, you will never be happier than you are at that moment.
What would you binge-watch if you canceled plans?
DR: Well recently I sat down to watch one episode of that new Netflix show BoJack Horseman, and just watched the whole thing in, like, two days.
JT: When I got back from England, I put on the telly to that show Naked and Afraid. I watched like eight episodes! It's such a weird show. This one guy made it so uncomfortable! He came on and he was obviously feeling really good about being naked, so he went up to this naked girl and said, "I'm going to make this as awkward as possible." *Acts out shimmy movements* And she just went, "Oh yeah." I did binge-watch that [Naked and Afraid], but that wouldn't be my choice, I don't think.
DR: Ancient Aliens! I don't want to sound like I'm really highbrow all the time because I'm definitely not.
(Laughs) I love Netflix shows. They're so great.
JT: Orange Is the New Black! My fucking favorite show! I love that show!
Who's your favorite inmate?
JT: I think Crazy Eyes is amazing. I like Red too; she's hardcore. What was the new evil woman on Season 2?
JT: Vee! Dude, I was angry about her. Also, the beautiful girl with the shaved head!
JT: Amazing. I have such a crush on Poussey. I love her so much.