You were excited about winter and the snow at the beginning of the season.You naively were sad when the cold weather was delayed this year.This changed the day it actually got cold.Every time the temperature gets below 20 degrees part of your soul dies.Every time you see your hat and gloves you want to crawl in a hole.You contemplate never leaving your warm bed.You actually don't leave your bed anymore.You've begun ordering delivery for meals because you can't bring yourself to leave to get groceries.You just leave your house as little as humanly possible.If your town gets more than 5 inches of snow you automatically transform into the Grinch.You've been a Grinch this entire Winter season actually.While some were excited for Winter Storm Jonas you wanted to physically die.You've invested in buying a heated blanket.At this point you don't know if your eyes are watering because its cold or you're actually crying.You never realized how pale you were until you looked in the mirror recently.To correct this you bought self-tanner and now look orange.You've fantasized about traveling someplace warm.You've actually bought tickets to vacation somewhere warm.You've bought a one-way ticket to said warm place.Coming back home from said warm vacation is actually a painful experience for you.You've taken to wearing at least 3 layers of clothing at any given time.Whenever the temperature gets about 40 degrees you believe its a heat wave.You're counting the days until Summer.You're counting the days until Spring.You've questioned yourself as to why you live someplace where it can get so cold.Whenever you see that it's snowing you shout "no!"You've stared wistfully out the window watching the snow fall and cry.You get cold just looking at snow.You get cold at just the thought of snow.You don't understand how its only January.Your wardrobe consists mainly of sweatpants and sweatshirts now.You have no intention of leaving the house until it thaws outside.You don't go out anymore because its colder at night.You hate what the salt does to your favorite boots.You don't understand how anyone could have Winter as their favorite season.
How Over Winter Are You?
You actually enjoy Winter! You don't mind the cold and have fun playing in the snow! You're one of those people who probably have Winter as their favorite season. Good for you, please teach me your ways.
You go back and forth about whether you like Winter or not. There are days where you're all for the snow and there are days where the cold kills your soul.
You literally can't even with Winter anymore. You pretty much have given up at this point right. You've broken out the sweatpants and have no intentions of leaving your house until it thaws outside.