Ben Affleck = a white wine spritzer.
Britney Spears = A Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.
Hulk Hogan = Four Loko (Watermelon Flavor).
Nicki Minaj = two spicy papaya margaritas placed side by side.
Barry Manilow = a virgin piña colada.
Dolly Parton = a mint julep.
Trey Songz = A long, tall drink of water.
Charlie Sheen = a bacontini.
Weird Al Yankovic = anything involving a swizzle stick.
Terry Richardson = a PBR Tall Boy.
Carrot Top = a pickleback.
Big Sean = a Malibu and Pineapple.
Mariah Carey = a bottle of Nuvo.
Betty White = a strawberry milkshake spiked with bourbon.
Vin Diesel = five Irish Car Bombs.
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