19 Ways To Throw Perfect Shade
Shady Boots. A guide to throwing the most perfect shade.
Shade is an art form, and it must be pitched perfectly.
Shade is often confused with reading.
Make sure the eyelids are in FULL EFFECT!
MAKE A POWERFUL DEMAND.
Awkwardly laugh just enough to let the recipient of the shade know that ABSOLUTELY nothing is funny.
A NECK ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL or two goes a long way.
Sunglasses and PURSE THEM LIPS!
Look ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD to signal it couldn't possibly be you.
In a serious tone, lean ALL THE WAY in, and earnestly dignify a rumor.
On Instagram: Post an innocent photo but get your LIFE with a fun caption.
PROPS: Things used to make throwing shade amazingly easy. JUST BE DRAMATIC.
Liquids (preferably tea) are a shady gift from the gods. SPEAK YOUR MIND, LOOK TO THE LEFT, and take a sip.
A PRIVATE CHAMPAGNE MOMENT is the definition of SHADY BOOTS.
A head nod, a slight giggle, and a question your mother would think is inappropriate is SHADY.
And always SHOW UP and SHOW OUT.
DID YOU CATCH THE SHADE?????
And if you didn't get all of that, watch and learn.
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