A Day As A (Perceived) Millionaire

When image is all that matters.

Wake Up

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What better way to start your day off than in this $6.3 million dollar bed?

Use the restroom.

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Relieve yourself with this $5 million dollar toilet.

While you're at it...

You might as well use this $1.3 million dollar roll of toilet paper.

Take a bath.

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The $1,700,000 Le Grand Queen bathtub is carved from an ancient gemstone believed to have healing properties.

Brush your teeth.

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There's literally nothing better to brush your teeth with than a $4,200 toothbrush. Nothing. Not even an electric toothbrush.

Dress for success.

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In this $22,000 dollar suit.

Drive to work.

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For only $6.2 million, you could have the pleasure of owning one of 9 Lamborghini Venenos.

Maybe you'd like to fly to work today instead.

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Assuming your place of work has a helipad, of course.

Oh, wait. It doesn't.

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Because you're a janitor.

(sweep floor for 8 hours.)

Come home.

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For just under $2,000,000 you could store all of this ridiculous(ly cool) stuff in your private island condo.

That’s actually a really good deal considering the price of some of the other items in this list!

Try not to stress at the sea of debt you're swimming in.

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Cry yourself to sleep.

(in your $6.3 million dollar bed.)

Rinse.

(in your $1.7 million dollar bathtub.)

Repeat.