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    25 Captain Holt Quotes That Prove He Is The King Of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    He is the great poet of the Nine-Nine.

    Brooklyn Nine-Nine remains one of the greatest sitcoms to come out on television in recent years, and it's partially thanks to the incomparable Captain Raymond Holt.

    Holt staring at Terry while sitting at his desk in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    25. "I don't care for cheese. I'm a curd-mudgeon."

    Holt telling a joke to Terry in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    24. "You gotta do whatcha gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up?"

    Holt flirting with a woman in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    23. "A bold personality. We know what that's code for. She's a bitch."

    Holt watching television and eating in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    22. "If you excuse me, Sergeant Wells. We need to go to the BRB. It's BRB time. We're BRB-ing."

    Holt escorting Terry away while speaking to Sergeant Wells in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    21. "I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets."

    Holt threatening Jake and Amy in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    20. "The night shift stinks. Stinks like a butt."

    Holt holding a drink and talking to his precinct in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    19. "Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it."

    Holt talking to Terry, Amy, Hitchcock, and Scully in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    18. "I'm a human. I'm a human male."

    Holt sitting at his desk with glasses in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    17. "Well, Terry, if you'd like, I could share a lewd story. Kevin got me…quite horny this morning."

    Holt standing with Jake and Terry, talking, in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    16. "She was such a strong female woman with nice, heavy breasts."

    Holt walking and talking in Florida in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    15. "Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"

    Captain Holt talking to Captain Wuntch in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    14. "You know me. I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts, and all logic flies out the window."

    Holt power-walking with his friend in Florida in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    13. "There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."

    Holt talking to a security guard in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    12. "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek!"

    Holt dancing at a kid's birthday party in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    11. "Wuntch-time is over! BOOM! DID IT! Ha, ha! Had it both ways! No regrets."

    Holt smiling after insulting Madeline Wuntch in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    10. "I see you have a knife, but what you need is an umbrella. Cause there's a @$%! storm gonna rain down on you…PUNK!"

    Holt threatening a criminal in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    9. "Wuntch is dead! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!"

    Holt smiling at Amy in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    8. "No, from now on, call me…Velvet Thunder!"

    Captain Holt in a police vest talking to Jake in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    7. "Vindication!"

    Holt screaming victoriously in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    6. "If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."

    Holt talking to his precinct in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    5. "YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY!"

    Holt screaming at a criminal before punching him in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    4. "Yas queen!"

    Holt snapping his fingers at Terry in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    3. "BOOST MY BOTTOM!"

    Gina trying to push Holt up into a truck as he yells in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    2. "HOT DAMN!"

    Holt celebrating after winning a bet against his precinct in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    1. "BONE!"

    Holt screaming in his office while Amy and Rosa listen in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Do you agree with this list? Were there any great Holt quotes that we missed? Please let us know in the comments section below.