Profesor Oak can't remember his own grandsons name... isn't that pathetic?
How do the Pokemon fit into the balls?
You probably thought about this one, but how on earth are all of those monsters supposed to fit into apple-sized balls?
You're catching Pokemon, becoming best friends, and throwing them out to fight time and time again.
You probably thought about this one, too.
No matter which Pokemon you surf on, it always shows you as on "Lapras."
You could be surfing on a fucking Magikarp and it would still look like a Lapras.
When your Pokemon evolves into a bigger Pokemon... what happens if it's too big?
I think this comic illustrates what would probably happen.
If you've played the game boy game once, or played every game after that - you know. The second you step into a cave, it's Zubats. Zubats everywhere. They flock to you, you can't take 5 steps without running into one. It's horrible.
WHAT'S UNDER DIGLETT?
You'll never know! But here are two terrifying options.
Most Pokemon moves can mean more than one thing. Examples:
How are you supposed to do Pokemon battles on water?
Professor Oak asks for your gender... can't he tell by looking at you?
Why can't badass Pokemon like Scyther use fly, yet tiny birds can?
How do you fit everything into your bag?
How can a tiny turtle kill a huge rock monster?
How do Pokemon "hurt themselves in confusion"?
How do trainers communicate with their Pokemon?
In the show, they always seem to know what's going on.