Annika G.

i wouldn't say i have tourettes, but i am random and often socially retarded. having said such, i ran cross country and track in high school, try to play acoustic and bass guitar, and have delusions of grandure, and i have an acute and crippling fear of obesity. when i run, i imagine myself running from a fatter version of myself, and she wants to eat me, so i run faster! for a fatty, she's light on her feet. for serious. i currently run 2 miles in 12:53, and i have run eight miles at one time, which isn't great, but i run faster than the majority of the population so when the zombies come, i won't die first, because i'm faster than you probably are and i can run for a longer time. good luck with that, by the way. sucker. but i guess you won't be in such bad shape if you have any sweet skills with a shovel or baseball bat. but still, endurance is key to life unless you can strategize like no other. oh, if you can run, have shovel skills, and can strategize, you'll be mostly invincible should those zombies attack as they surely will. just you wait... august 5th 7:41 am. i'm somewhat paranoid of things that are ridiculously unlikely to happen. such as zombies and all those creepy things that come for you in the night in crazy movies. that's what i did my senior project on. zombie awareness. oh, and small dogs. those scare the heck out of me, and a children's show called booba, or something like that with a fat little ball of creepy psychotic laughter. i'm convinced it is an incarnation of satan. sometimes when i'm alone, i think really deep, and when i'm about to come upon something revolutionary, i fall asleep. i almost solved world hunger once! i also stash knives around the house, just in case. i mostly enjoy thinking and occasionally drawing, but i'd enjoy it a lot more if i didn't suck at it, and i suppose that's mostly the same for everyone who tries and fails. though i don't aspire to be an artist, i do aspire to one day be a ninja, so watch your back if you're a pirate. i love music and my most obvious talent is my decent if not above-average vocals. i think i'm ok. but that won't save me from becoming a cat lady, as is inevitable. one of my role models is that guy kenny rogers, but he's only funny when he's on SNL eating kittens and calling someone the "crazy black lady" and wrestling a raccoon in the same show. if i lived in a trailor, my hobbies would include shooting birds out my window and looking for a life mate at family reunions, but i live in a pretty cool house with two bathrooms. it rocks. and even though i can't shoot birds out my window, i once threatened a man with a rake. it was fun, but i think i got in trouble for it. when i'm bored i go to fred meyer and look for people i know to shadow through the aisle. I know i have problems, but i'm getting stronger and working to become someone i can be proud of. this is going to take a while..

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