1. We know that the rest of you think we do a fake job. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com / Twenty Twelve / BBC We see you rolling your eyes when we say words like "millennial" and "omnichannel". 2. But we still see this when we look in the mirror. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Mad Men / Lionsgate / Via giphy.com We know that increasing your sales by 50% isn't an easy job. 3. We know how to deal with with the vaguest of briefs. Nikki Allan @nikkialison A classic brief "copy to go bang bang bang" #thingsyouhearinagencies 12:03 AM - 23 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Seriously. We get briefs like this and we're expected to turn them into something on a daily basis. 4. Because all that fun stuff you look at online started with a serious meeting. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Loads of the funny stuff you see on your Facebook timeline was thought up by a bunch of creative cats at an agency. We just make it look easier than it is. 5. And because so much of our work is based online, we all have blogs. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com If you're selling marketing to people you need to be able to market yourself, right? 6. Which means we really judge your bad font choices. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Every time you use Papyrus, a little piece of our soul dies. 7. No dress code = daily wardrobe agony. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Mad Men / Lionsgate Television / Via giphy.com If you have a client meeting, you need to look smart (but not smarter than them), and if you don't have a client meeting, you need to dress down otherwise everyone will think you have a job interview after work. 8. Which means we all end up all dressing identically. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Forget the four Ps of marketing, it's all about the four Bs: brogues, blazers, beards, and black-framed glasses. 9. We're always squabbling over whose turn it is to book the trendy meeting room. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com There's at least one completely bonkers meeting room in every agency that's always booked out weeks in advance. Who wouldn't want to run through their weekly WIP sitting on a funky chair that's shaped like an egg? 10. Weird stuff happens around the office a lot. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com There's always bizarre stuff lying around the office leftover from photo shoots. 11. But we have normal problems too. Like the eternal office playlist struggle. Gavin Weir @GavWeir Someone put Frank Turner on the office playlist. 09:58 AM - 17 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite The joy you feel when it's your turn to DJ is immeasurable. 12. And the fact that none of us can function without coffee. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Being bouncy and excited all the time isn't down to our great personalities; it's thanks to Aribica beans. 13. In fact, we're actually very snobby about coffee. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Zoolander (2001) / Paramount Pictures / Via youtube.com For the love of Gannt charts, don’t ever offer anyone a drink from Costa. 14. We'd give our right eye for anything Google-branded. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Holding a notebook embossed with the words "Google" (or, even better, "YouTube") says, "I've been to a meeting with Google and am therefore much cooler than you." 15. We've managed to turn being persuasive into an art form. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Trying to explain why a client should invest in Snapchat feels like telling a farmer he should sprinkle his potato crops with marshmallows. But we can do it. 16. And we're absolute pros at putting off doing timesheets. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com They're a necessary evil when you work in a business where time is literally money. But we'd definitely pay someone to do them for us if we could. 17. We scramble over client lunch leftovers like vultures. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com There's no sweeter feeling than getting a free lunch. And when that lunch is the good stuff from Philpotts and comes with pudding, it's worth getting the elbow out for. 18. And although we do work hard, we're all partial to a pub lunch and a pub dinner on a Friday. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com It's tradition. 19. But all the hard work is worth it come award season. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com It's like going to the Oscars. Sort of.