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How European Are You?

You pronounce Prague as:

You and your friend decide to have a picnic right below the Eiffel tower. You bring:

Your daily workout involves:

Who’s on your playlist?

Your S.O. is called:

On your CV it says that you:

What’s on your bread?

You are so European you're a danger to yourself. Your affection for kaffebröd, barets, and chorizo is very endearing, but your castañuela and Berghain memorabilia collections are getting completely out of hand. Folly lives next door to knowledge - or so say the Polish (but you probably knew that already!).

Extremely European

You have a healthy air of Europeanness over you, and your friends admire your impeccable sense of style. That home-made Nordic sweater? Great choice! These lebkuchen for breakfast? Yum! No need to teach an eagle to fly, say the Greek then.

Somewhat European

Perhaps you visited Rome once but felt it was old and dirty-looking. You got rid of your euros the moment you returned home, and thoroughly washed your hands for five minutes straight. Pizzas in 'murkah taste a lot better anyways. Old men and poodles are good for nothing, says the Austrian proverb.

Not very European

Your dislike of everything European is greater even than your love for after-work Budweisers and all-you-can-eat buffets. You've never visited the continent and definitely don't plan to. Why would anyone want to live in an area where nobody speaks the same language and where they don't even celebrate Thanksgiving? They probably put bad stuff in their Coca Colas too! 'Variety is the spice of life', say the Americans, and Old Spice is yours.

Not European at all

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