14 Joe Hockey Faces Every Home Buyer Will Recognise

Featuring "what on Earth does 'a good job' mean???".

1. So you've finally settled down, and now it's time to buy a home for your family.

There's so many things to consider!

2. You start by putting a lot of thought into the perfect suburb.

Location, location, location!

3. You spend every Saturday at Open for Inspections, but nothing feels right.

The fence is falling down. What is that funky smell? The kitchen looks like it's made for a dollhouse. The neighbours have four dogs!

4. You call a Real Estate Agent to ask a simple question, and they won't answer it over the phone.

"I just want to know how much the seller is asking, I don't want to meet you to fill out any forms!"

5. The pressure of it all begins to get to you and you wonder whether you'll EVER find a home

"I definitely have to have air conditioning in the new house"

6. Finally! A house in your favourite street comes on the market.

In Monopoly terms, this street is basically the equivalent of Mayfair.

7. You call the Agent immediately to meet and put in an offer, and realise it's WAY out of your price range.

If only I had a better job that pays well.

8. So you take whatever odd job is on offer.

This. Is. So. Embarrassing.

9. You go to the bank to see if you're financially on track to buy your dream home.

"I need HOW MUCH MORE for a deposit?"

10. Your family keep pestering you about when you'll be ready to buy a new home.

No comment.

11. You consult with financial advisers and come up with a financial plan.

Step One: Get a good job that pays good money

Step Two: Have security in relation to that job

Step Three: Go to the bank and borrow the money

Great! It's readily affordable!

12. It's time - you've put down a deposit and you have a new home.

"This is gonna be the best day of my life".

13. After it's all settled, you realise the severity of what you've just done and being an adult is hard.

Aw sh!t.

14. Maybe being young and single was the way to go.

#neverforget