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He shops at Hollister after the age of 16
He goes on a boys or "lads" holiday.
If he's in the UK, he's off to Tenerife, Magaluf, Rhodes....if he's American, he's off to Mexico or Florida. And you'll hear about all of the girls he's hooked up with when he's back.
Two Words: Gym Selfies
Socks with a sandal. Basic men just love a sock and a sandal.
He has two modes of conversation: all the girls he's had sex with and all the shots he took last Saturday.
He makes sexist comments. And says, "lighten up, it's only a joke!" when called out.
He gets into fights at "da club" and then either tweets about it goes on a Facebook rant about people "who mess with his boys."
He talks your ear off about health food and healthy lifestyle choices. Then downs enough alcohol to warrant a liver transplant at the weekend.
He live tweets and/or live facebooks sports games as they are happening
He has posters of half-naked chicks on his wall.
So no one ever thinks he's gay. Hello, he's got a half-naked chick on his wall!
He wears Axe or Lynx Body Spray...liberally. So liberally that you can smell it 20 feet away.
He wears collared shirts every weekend.
He starts "bro" or "lad" chants when gathered with other "basic bitches."
He throws a mantrum or calls a girl "fat" when she turns him down.
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