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14 Reasons You Have A Crush On Dandy From "AHS: Freak Show"
How can someone so terrifying be so...intriguing? A little NSFW because butts.
He's cute when he gets intense.
He says what you're thinking.
His passion is actually kind of endearing.
In fact, his choice of wording is usually enticing.
You already like his butt.
His smile's not hard on the eyes.
He's got a romantic side.
He's not afraid to show his emotions.
He really knows how to celebrate.
And he's actually pretty stylish.
Do your thing, Dandy. We'll be admiring from afar. Because you're still scary.
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