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14 Reasons You Have A Crush On Dandy From "AHS: Freak Show"
How can someone so terrifying be so...intriguing? A little NSFW because butts.
1. This.
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I mean...
2. He's cute when he gets intense.
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Look at him, getting ready for action.
3. He says what you're thinking.
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4. His passion is actually kind of endearing.
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Even if it is a passion for...less acceptable things.
5. He's cultured.
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Well, like, he's spoiled, but he's cultured too.
6. He's poetic.
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He's creepy, yet intriguing.
7. In fact, his choice of wording is usually enticing.
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8. You already like his butt.
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How can someone so terrifying look this good?
9. His smile's not hard on the eyes.
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Proof that evil can be hidden behind beauty.
10. He's got a romantic side.
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He goes absolutely nuts when his romance attempts don't go as planned, but let's not think about that.
11. He's not afraid to show his emotions.
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It's a rare trait. Even if he's terrifying.
12. He really knows how to celebrate.
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13. He's rebellious.
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14. And he's actually pretty stylish.
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Minus the hair. Which actually sometimes still looks adorable.
Do your thing, Dandy. We'll be admiring from afar. Because you're still scary.
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