My Tinder Adventures As A Cheeseburger

Will anyone look past the delicious cheese and toasted buns to see what's on the inside? Join me on my Tinder adventure to find out.

No seriously, this was the first thing he said to me. And I'm a BURGER.

He didn't get the message.

Some men might have thought I wanted too much in a relationship.

And then, I met funny guy.

I tried changing the subject

Things got interesting.

I might have googled those jokes.

And finally, this question.

Even though I do not want funny guy as my main side dish forever, it would be great to have him as a best friend. However, I think I blew it by calling myself an ass wipe. But it's okay, I've got my ketchup and fries.