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    Posted on Oct 12, 2012

    The 26 Best Amazon Reviews Of All Time

    "As a unicorn myself, I am quite satisfied with the authenticity of this particular item."

    Magical Unicorn Mask

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    Uranium Ore

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    Fresh Whole Rabbit

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    UFO Detector

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    "Parent Child Testing Product, 5-Pack"

    Via amazon.com

    It's unclear if this was ever a real product; it appears to have been posted on Amazon as some sort of test. Reviewers have taken this as an opportunity for their own form of performance art.

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    "How To Avoid Huge Ships" (book)

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    Bristle Brush for Cats, List Price: $29,900.00

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    Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, List Price: $45.00

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    "Guardian Angel"

    Via amazon.com

    This product, listed as "currently unavailable," is apparently intended as an acupressure massager. According the listing, its features include:

    -- Eliminate Chronic Pain
    -- Stimulates 344 points of pressure in the hand
    -- Produces the same benefits of traditional acupuncture without a costly visit to the Dr. or the use of needles
    -- Relieves fatigue, stress, insomnia
    -- Promotes organ regeneration

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    The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

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    h/t Shannon.

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