Posted on Apr 25, 2012

13 Surprisingly Thorough Yelp Reviews Of Strip Clubs

These intrepid reviewers took to Yelp to explain just what was wrong with the butts, boobs, "ding a lings," and general attitudes at the strip clubs of their choice.

by Anna North

BuzzFeed Staff

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13 Surprisingly Thorough Yelp Reviews Of Strip Clubs

1. Beware of "bullet wounds."

2. Skeevy but "hilariously awesome."

3. Strippers talk about antidepressants in front of patrons.

4. "If you've read my other reviews, you know strip clubs are my thing."

5. "Not every dancer showed 'their stuff.' "

6. Hot wax on the "ding a ling."

7. "I used to do drugs with the strippers in here."

8. "You want to give them a hug, but when they have clothes on."

9. "HOW CAN YOU EVEN PUT THAT IN SOMEONE'S FACE."

10. A rant about fake asses.

11. Male strippers who lip sync are a "turn off."

12. "The complimentary popcorn wasn't complimentary at all."

13. "I went there last night for zombie stripping night."

13 Surprisingly Thorough Yelp Reviews Of Strip Clubs

1. Beware of "bullet wounds."

2. Skeevy but "hilariously awesome."

3. Strippers talk about antidepressants in front of patrons.

4. "If you've read my other reviews, you know strip clubs are my thing."

5. "Not every dancer showed 'their stuff.' "

6. Hot wax on the "ding a ling."

7. "I used to do drugs with the strippers in here."

8. "You want to give them a hug, but when they have clothes on."

9. "HOW CAN YOU EVEN PUT THAT IN SOMEONE'S FACE."

10. A rant about fake asses.

11. Male strippers who lip sync are a "turn off."

12. "The complimentary popcorn wasn't complimentary at all."

13. "I went there last night for zombie stripping night."

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