1. Stay out of high-traffic areas.
2. Avoid compounding the problem by shoplifting.
3. Don't do it right in front of a restaurant.
4. Stick to good old-fashioned theater-hopping.
5. Avoid public transportation.
6. Have a good excuse ready.
7. Learn from experience.
8. Also, don't encourage people to have sex in public.
9. Watch out for security cameras.
10. In some instances, you might as well finish.
NOTE: BuzzFeed Shift does not condone having sex in public places.