24 Problems You'll Only Understand If You're Welsh

    So...where's that fibre internet thingy you mentioned then?

    1. Being asked if you know this or that person as they also happen to be Welsh.

    2. But then it totally turns out you do know them.

    Girl on Bus "Ya Welsh?" Me "Yey" GOB "Does ya know Bryn" Me "Many Bryns in Wales" GOB "Stupid Bryn from Powys" Me "Fuck I do" #WelshProblems

    3. And everyone is called either Lewis, Evans, Davies, or Jones.

    4. Getting anywhere is a total nightmare since your public transport options are VERY limited.

    5. And when the option exists, chances are it’s highly unreliable.

    6. Your internet connection is a disaster.

    7. It’s like the universe doesn’t want you to communicate with the outside world.

    8. Although, you’re not too sure if the outside world wants to have anything to do with you anyway.

    Got to love it when a band does a UK tour and they miss out a whole fucking country #welshproblems

    9. Almost everything is up the hill.

    10. You constantly have to deal with bad jokes about sheep.

    11. But when you actually think about it and/or look outside your window, it turns out it’s all more or less true.

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    12. They're everywhere.

    13. Making headlines in the local newspapers.

    14. And causing traffic.

    A55 Sheep on carriageway between Llanfairfechan and Bangor Westbound, Please take care, Police on scene #MT

    15. When people find out you’re from Wales, they always ask you to say this.

    16. But then they proceed to make fun of your language anyway.

    Best joke I've heard today. "I used to go out with a Welsh girl that had 38DDs. It was a ridiculously long name." #WelshProblems 😂😂

    17. Getting things sorted over the phone is a total nightmare.

    18. And it gets a little bit aggravating that wherever you go, they can’t seem to get your name right.

    19. Having to pay 5p for a plastic bag does your head in.

    Whenever I'm in England I get a carrier bag for absolutely everything I buy. Got to store these bad boys up #welshproblems

    20. And sometimes you have to turn up the TV because you can’t hear it the over the rain.

    21. Just so that you can get mad at the fact that half of what the BBC pretends is "London" is actually Cardiff or Newport.

    #WelshProblems watching Doctor Who or Sherlock and constantly thinking "hang on, that isn't London"

    22. Having to draw the Welsh flag in primary school took ages.

    23. But as you grew older, school assignments didn't get any easier.

    @welshproblem Doing your perfect Welsh homework but Word says it's all wrong #welshproblems

    24. But the most horrible problem seems to always happen while you're on holidays. To say you’re Welsh, and receive a puzzling look, or to cringe and admit that you’re British?

    Oh, well. After all, you wouldn’t live anywhere else.