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Updated on Nov 29, 2018. Posted on Sep 24, 2015

25 Of The Most Hilarious "SpongeBob" Quotes

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their favorite quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants. Here are the hilarious responses.

1. When Patrick asked the question on every musician's mind.

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Submitted by nerdherder.

2. When SpongeBob coined a mantra of body positivity.

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Submitted by aznoodleface.

3. When Patrick was the world's worst receptionist.

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Submitted by alannahg4c4c5fd8d.

4. And when he was even worse at identifying animals.

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Submitted by ImTimmy.

5. When the narrator was 6000% done and quit the show.

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Submitted by MeredithBroadwayDreams.

6. When they had a "panty raid" joke on a CHILDREN'S SHOW.

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Submitted by adrianm23.

7. When the punch line of the entire episode was a reference to a 1922 German Expressionist horror film.

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Submitted by cassandrar4c9b633b6.

8. When Patrick told a story we can all sometimes relate to.

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Submitted by jessicav47ec696e8.

9. Every time there was any sort of disaster and that one guy hurt his leg.

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Submitted by juliaf15.

10. When SpongeBob revealed some interesting history about the pioneers of ocean life.

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Submitted by lydiar4757757e8.

11. And when he had some interplanetary legal advice.

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Submitted by angelalala137.

12. When this random fish threw some serious aquatic shade at Mr. Krabs.

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Submitted by tristanj4014fa36d.

13. When that one fish spent way too long making potato salad.

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Submitted by daniellerenees.

14. When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills.

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Submitted by emmab4549aeb74.

15. When Mr. Krabs wasn't very helpful in his descriptions.

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Submitted by unicornkiller7.

16. When Patrick was on a tight schedule of stupidity.

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Submitted by Amy Burchill, Facebook.

17. And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry.

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Submitted by Djg520.

18. When Plankton couldn't understand the basic concept of fun.

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Submitted by furelisenicole.

19. When SpongeBob punched masculinity and gender norms in the FACE.

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Submitted by newu1359.

20. And when he voiced what we are all thinking every day.

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Submitted by victorial49fec1706.

21. When Squidward realized there were consequences to eating thousands of carbs.

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Submitted by carrottopper.

22. When Plankton showed SpongeBob his lab.

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Submitted by ronniem4f89b03d6.

23. And when he peaced out, neurotic-style.

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Submitted by allivymar.

24. When SpongeBob sang the anthem of the introverts.

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Submitted by Gavin Riley, Facebook.

25. And when SpongeBob and Patrick finally thought of something funnier than 24.

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Submitted by dominiqueb4ee4ea95.

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