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18 Truths Everyone Without A Squad Knows About

There are no #SquadGoals.

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1. You don’t have a group of six to eight friends who know you better than you know yourself.

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2. But you do have like, four or five normal friends.

3. Maybe you did at one point have a close group of friends in high school and/or college.

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4. But now that you’re all living adult lives, #SquadGoals are a fantasy best left to Hollywood.

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5. On the rare occasions you do get the old team back together, you spend all your time relearning each other’s lives.

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"Wait, you quit your job? You're two years into med school???"

6. You don’t have recurring brunch plans with the same people, but you do have a lot of one-on-one brunches with acquaintances.

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7. Which means you’ve totally perfected your small talk game.

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8. When you do go out with your friends, they usually bring people from their own squads that you don't know.

But hey, you get drunk with them anyways.
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But hey, you get drunk with them anyways.

9. And you always celebrate your birthday with a group of random friends that all know you but not each other.

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10. So you spend all night trying to be the ~bridge between the two worlds.~

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11. And sometimes you just host several different birthday parties for different friends to avoid all the stress.

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12. You can never remember if your different friends have met each other before, so you’re often awkwardly reintroducing them.

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13. Roommates make decent friends, but you can also go for weeks seeing them only in passing.

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14. Movie nights are not six people crammed onto one couch, but Netflix on your laptop in bed.

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15. When you need some dating advice you ask Google, not a group chat.

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16. And when you go shopping, you get outfit feedback by texting selfies to your mom.

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"How about this one?"

17. Hearing about other people’s #squads makes you worry that maybe you’re doing this friendship thing all wrong.

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18. But honestly you're pretty happy living that independent adult life.

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You don't have the cash to be dropping on weekly brunches anyhow.

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