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21 Signs You're Actually A True Blue Aussie Despite Being Born Overseas

You’re a bazillion miles away from the rest of the world and you’ve accepted it.

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1. You very casually call people "mate" without sounding silly anymore.

Ellen TV

2. You have no trouble understanding the funny Aussie accent.

3. You shorten your words, or add "ies" or "o" to them.

Universal Pictures

Sunnies... boardies... avo... Paddo...

4. When tourists ask you for directions, you know where to send them.

ABC

5. …and you likely don’t go to those places anymore because you’re over them.

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6. You follow local sports and probably have a team that you barrack for.

Fox Sports

7. You've also started to crush on local celebrities.

Network Ten

8. ...And started to understand the appeal of local TV shows.

Network Ten

9. You've been desensitised to the ridiculously expensive rent.

AMC

10. …expensive food.

VH1

11. …or expensive cups of coffee.

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12. Your coffee has to come from a tiny hole in the wall cafe on an obscure street. Not from a giant commercial chain.

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You're a bonafide coffee snub.

13. You've added avocados to your breakfast routine.

Universal Pictures

And you still don't love vegemite, but you're trying your very best to.

14. You have strong opinions about this guy:

ABC

15. You've accepted the fact that you get TV shows and movies, and sometimes even fashion, later than the rest of the world.

NBC

16. Traveling five hours by plane to get to the other side of the country no longer bothers you.

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17. You've complained about a shitty Australian airport at least once.

Louis CK

18. ...Or the shitty weather.

Cartoon Network

Too hot. Too cold. Too dry. Too humid.

19. Sunblock is a staple in your toiletry cabinet.

NBC

20. You've started to take the beaches for granted because there are so many.

21. And by now, no one realises that you didn't grow up in Australia.