1. "What is a Tim Tam?"
2. "Is it a biscuit or a chocolate bar?"
3. "My local Woolies ran out of double coat Tim Tams."
4. "It's too sweet!!!"
5. "It's melting so quickly. Ugh!"
6. "How do you Tim Tam slam?"
7. "Slurping all your sweet seduction."
8. "I burnt my tongue doing a Tim Tam Slam."
9. "Peanut butter Tim Tams - how could you get it SO WRONG?!"
10. "Chewy caramel is better than salted caramel."
11. "I haven't eaten a Tim Tam in ages."
12. "I'm on a diet."
13. And, "let's split a Tim Tam."
