23 Things That Smell Like Your Farts

    Eww.

    1. Your poop.

    2. The person sitting next to you on the train.

    3. The dude who said "I farted".

    4. Blue cheese.

    5. Your date's bad breath.

    6. Or his stinky armpits.

    7. Or his stinky feet.

    8. Clothes, right before you go to the laundry.

    9. The water from the harbour.

    10. Wet soil.

    11. Day-old food.

    12. The fridge when you stock up leftovers.

    13. The rubbish bin before you empty it.

    14. Green juice.

    15. Durian.

    16. A skunk.

    17. Sulphur.

    18. Public toilets.

    19. Uranus. Probably.

    20. The sewer.

    21. Your garden when the sewage tank leaks.

    22. The toilet after your poop.

    God, take a shower or something!