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Build An Insanely Bizarre Meal And We'll Reveal How You'll Die

While you're perfecting your skills in the kitchen, something on the stove will go awry and you'll find yourself trapped in a giant oven that was once your home. A bit dark, but that's how it goes, folks.

You'll burn alive

You've always been adventurous, but one day while exploring you'll encounter a big creature, like a lion or bear, who will want you as a meal. You'll go down, but not without a badass fight.

You'll die fighting a huge, terrifying animal

Ironic, isn't it? You crafted this unique meal fit for a daredevil, and life came back around to bite you in the ass. The good news is, it's very _Game of Thrones_-y to go out this way. So, props.

You'll get poisoned

You'll experience many near-death experiences throughout your life, but in the end, you'll survive it all and live forever. Nice try, Satan.

You'll actually NEVER die

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Build An Insanely Bizarre Meal And We'll Reveal How You'll Die

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the weirdest food and drinks they've ever heard of. Create a meal using their suggestions, and we'll predict your ultimate demise.

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Build An Insanely Bizarre Meal And We'll Reveal How You'll Die

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the weirdest food and drinks they've ever heard of. Create a meal using their suggestions, and we'll predict your ultimate demise.

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