19 Things People Without Thick Eyebrows Won’t Understand
* slightly overplucks eyebrows * * ruins entire life *
1. First of all, every time you go to a nail salon, waxing services are ~casually~ offered to you. Leave me alone, dammit!
2. Having bushy brows means you have to make time to pluck and perfect them all the damn time.
3. And you need to trim them juuuust right, because one mistake will fuck them up massively.
4. People don't realize having thick brows also means hairy hands, feet, fingers, toes, lip, chin, and stomach, too.
5. And all of that hair grows at an alarmingly fast rate.
6. People assume you’re joining the “trend” of having big brows, but you’ve always had them — they’re just cool now.
7. If your brows grow in patches, you face a daily struggle of deciding if you want to fill them in or let them be.
8. Those furry bad boys have no mercy — they’ll sometimes grow down to your CHEEKS. SERIOUSLY.
9. Your brow hair is so thick, you can always see it out of your peripherals.
10. Thick eyebrows often mean deep roots — sometimes, plucking them means drawing blood.
11. And oftentimes, grooming means plucking your temple so your brows don't grow into your damn hairline.
12. You always had *fun* nicknames growing up, like "Groucho" or "Frida Kahlo."
—Jackie Cook, Facebook