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    Updated on Jun 30, 2019. Posted on Jun 13, 2016

    19 Things People Without Thick Eyebrows Won’t Understand

    * slightly overplucks eyebrows * * ruins entire life *

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the worst parts about having majorly thick eyebrows. Here are the all-too-real results.

    1. First of all, every time you go to a nail salon, waxing services are ~casually~ offered to you. Leave me alone, dammit!

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    —Christina Marie, Facebook

    2. Having bushy brows means you have to make time to pluck and perfect them all the damn time.

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    3. And you need to trim them juuuust right, because one mistake will fuck them up massively.

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    4. People don't realize having thick brows also means hairy hands, feet, fingers, toes, lip, chin, and stomach, too.

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    —Lena Hoplamazian, Facebook

    5. And all of that hair grows at an alarmingly fast rate.

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    —Lena Hoplamazian, Facebook

    6. People assume you’re joining the “trend” of having big brows, but you’ve always had them — they’re just cool now.

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    7. If your brows grow in patches, you face a daily struggle of deciding if you want to fill them in or let them be.

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    —Rachael Holden, Facebook

    8. Those furry bad boys have no mercy — they’ll sometimes grow down to your CHEEKS. SERIOUSLY.

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    —Jordan Christine, Facebook

    9. Your brow hair is so thick, you can always see it out of your peripherals.

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    10. Thick eyebrows often mean deep roots — sometimes, plucking them means drawing blood.

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    —Josie Knouf, Facebook

    11. And oftentimes, grooming means plucking your temple so your brows don't grow into your damn hairline.

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    —Jordan Cust, Facebook

    12. You always had *fun* nicknames growing up, like "Groucho" or "Frida Kahlo."

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    —Jackie Cook, Facebook

    13. And you used to pluck the shit out of them because big brows weren't "in style" — and you're still recovering from some brow mistakes.

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    —Brianna Jiménez, Facebook

    14. You always carry a brow brush, because no matter how much time you spend on them, they sometimes have a mind of their own.

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    15. When you wake up, your eyebrow hairs are always facing a million different directions, like they were around an exploding science experiment.

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    —Casey Hansen, Facebook

    16. Even though thick brows are in, you feel like you can never get them to be perfect — they're always "too bushy" or "too thin".

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    —Kimberly Lewis, Facebook

    17. And getting them shaped and arched is fine, but only means that they’ll grow back a bit by the time you get home.

    18. No matter how good of a day your brows are having, they still always end up looking something like this:

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    —Anna Hendricks, Facebook

    19. But, you know what? No matter what anyone says about your fluffy brows, you ignore them — because you're proud of your facial furriness.

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    —Roxanne Marie, Facebook

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