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    Posted on Jun 8, 2016

    18 True Facts About Make-Up

    100% scientifically proven facts about your morning routine.

    1. Your *subtle* eye-liner look always end up looking like this when you try to make both sides even:

    2. Perfectly applied eyeliner is a gift from god and is rarer than a lunar eclipse.

    3. And managing to do it twice? That's like winning the make-up lottery.

    4. The probability of sneezing increases by 100% as soon as you start doing your make-up.

    5. Using a new lipstick for the first time is almost a sexual experience.

    6. And after a long day, slowly taking off fake eyelashes is better than an orgasm.

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    7. Perfect eyebrows are almost hypnotic... healing, even.

    8. And these are practically crimes against humanity:

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    WHY, GOD?!

    9. And those "no make-up look" tutorial are essentially a joke.

    10. Matte lipsticks are the best lipsticks.

    11. Mascara is never on your side.

    12. This is worse than a death in the family:

    13. And there are those days when no matter how hard you try, you're never going to get those fake eyelashes on both eyes. Just give up.

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    Fake eyelashes are an invention of the devil.

    14. This is better than real chocolate:

    15. The right eyebrow is the ugly girlfriend of the left eyebrow:

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    16. And the second you're outside your familiar mirror and your familiar bathroom, your perfect look falls apart.

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    17. What you see here probably costs more than you earn in a week:

    18. And you better hope you don't accidentally rub your eyes.

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