1.
For getting that interview:
2.
And for landing the job:
3.
For getting a good night's sleep:
4.
For not getting fucked over by your apartment hunt:
5.
And for having all the necessities when you move in:
6.
For accepting compliments like a grown-ass adult:
7.
For not blowing all your money:
8.
For not wasting your groceries:
9.
For being responsible on social media:
10.
For having healthy, grown-up relationships:
11.
For preparing for emergencies:
12.
For pairing your food with something other than the second cheapest bottle of wine:
13.
For figuring out who you definitely should not live with:
14.
For hacking your vitamin intake:
15.
For getting rid of stuff you really don't need anymore:
16.
For knowing what to do if you get pulled over:
17.
For working out without things being super-complicated:
18.
For dividing recipes the easy way when you're cooking for only yourself:
19.
For when you're having an inevitable quarter-life crisis: