If you worry a lot, you know that disaster pretty much lurks around every corner.
And your mind produces worst-case scenarios as naturally as you breathe.
1. Hearing a strange noise at night.
2. Watching a scary movie when you're home alone (or...ever tbh).
3. Getting shampoo in your eyes while washing your hair.
4. When someone doesn't text you back immediately.
5. Leaving a store without buying anything.
6. Driving ANYWHERE.
7. Any time anyone is late.
8. Attempting to date someone other than your Netflix account.
9. Passing a cop on the street.
If you look remotely un-chill, you are for sure going to get locked away for life because you probably, like, MURDERED SOMEONE OR SOMETHING and forgot about it.
10. Waking up without the help of your alarm.
11. Your friends hanging out without you.
12. Having sex even if you take all the necessary precautions.
13. Accidentally making eye contact with your professor when taking a test.
14. Speaking up at work.
15. Going outside without slathering yourself in sunscreen.
16. Getting in an elevator.
17. Any slight change in heart rate.
18. Leaving your house, ever.
19. Googling of any kind.
Basically, if something can go TERRIBLY, HORRIBLY, CATASTROPHICALLY wrong, you've thought of it already, because you just can't help it.
But hey, at least that means you'll always be prepared.
