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26 Gifts That Are As Hilarious As They Are Sexy

NSFW (and maybe not safe for opening up in front of family, either).

1. A classy but pervy poster of a more ~modern~ Kama Sutra.

2. These nestling cups to share with a fellow tea lover.

3. A decidedly NSFW coloring book for grownups.

4. This practical soap for the fan of handsy fun.

5. These dainty hankies just waiting to be made filthy.

6. A delightfully nerdy gift box with a wand every naughty Harry Potter fan needs.

7. These darling humping salt and pepper shakers.

8. A booty-ful mug for all their warm beverage needs.

9. This beautiful floral throw pillow that just happens to be chock-full of dicks.

10. A sassy necklace to warn others that you're not quite safe for work.

11. Some adorably dirty decals you can stick anywhere you want to show off your sex positivity.

12. An artsy coloring book for every sex toy enthusiast.

13. A cozy blanket that's perfect for cuddling — or, you know, marking your territory.

14. This peach emoji pin for some more subtle booty appreciation.

15. A saucy candle that's meant to smell like hot, hot sex.

16. Or a slightly subtler take on the sexy candle.

17. A shirt that doubles as a very helpful guide.

18. A quaint little cross stitch to make a polite announcement.

19. A sugary take on the Kama Sutra for anyone with a sweet tooth.

20. A ring that's either an invitation or an insult, depending on your mood.

21. An embroidered patch for anyone definitely not on the nice list.

22. These titillating pins that will put a smile on anyone's face.

23. These erotic magnetic poetry kits for penning plenty of pervy poetry.

24. Some handmade vulva earrings that are each one of a kind.

25. These penis-shaped lipsticks that are tragically not called lipdicks.

26. A pack of 100 sex-related questions to kick off any sexy game night.