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26 Gifts That Are As Hilarious As They Are Sexy

NSFW (and maybe not safe for opening up in front of family, either).

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1. A classy but pervy poster of a more ~modern~ Kama Sutra.

Get it from Northshire on Etsy for $13.
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Get it from Northshire on Etsy for $13.

2. These nestling cups to share with a fellow tea lover.

Get them from theTbird on Etsy for $19.25.
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Get them from theTbird on Etsy for $19.25.

3. A decidedly NSFW coloring book for grownups.

Edited by Lady Cheeky and illustrated by Alex Kotkin, all the art in the coloring book features curvy women in ~sexy scenarios~ from threesomes to BDSM play.Get it from SheVibe for $14.95.
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Edited by Lady Cheeky and illustrated by Alex Kotkin, all the art in the coloring book features curvy women in ~sexy scenarios~ from threesomes to BDSM play.

Get it from SheVibe for $14.95.

4. This practical soap for the fan of handsy fun.

Get it on Amazon for $11.95.
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Get it on Amazon for $11.95.

5. These dainty hankies just waiting to be made filthy.

Get the set of three from Fair Goods for $25.
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Get the set of three from Fair Goods for $25.

6. A delightfully nerdy gift box with a wand every naughty Harry Potter fan needs.

For every Gryffindor in the streets and Slytherin in the sheets.Get it from Unbound for $36.
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For every Gryffindor in the streets and Slytherin in the sheets.

Get it from Unbound for $36.

7. These darling humping salt and pepper shakers.

Spice up your dinner, wink wink. Get them on ASOS for $14.
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Spice up your dinner, wink wink.

Get them on ASOS for $14.

8. A booty-ful mug for all their warm beverage needs.

Get it on Look Human for $14.99.

9. This beautiful floral throw pillow that just happens to be chock-full of dicks.

Get it on Look Human for $27.99.

10. A sassy necklace to warn others that you're not quite safe for work.

Get it from MazerCreations on Etsy for $12.
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Get it from MazerCreations on Etsy for $12.

11. Some adorably dirty decals you can stick anywhere you want to show off your sex positivity.

Get them on Look Human for $7.99.
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Get them on Look Human for $7.99.

12. An artsy coloring book for every sex toy enthusiast.

13. A cozy blanket that's perfect for cuddling — or, you know, marking your territory.

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Get it on Society6 for $49.

14. This peach emoji pin for some more subtle booty appreciation.

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Get it on Verameat for $16.

15. A saucy candle that's meant to smell like hot, hot sex.

Get it from CheekyMint on Etsy for $9.99.
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Get it from CheekyMint on Etsy for $9.99.

16. Or a slightly subtler take on the sexy candle.

Twenty minutes into Netflix and chill and he whips out the vanilla, sandalwood, blackberry, and patchouli. Get it from PlayfulScents on Etsy for $10.
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Twenty minutes into Netflix and chill and he whips out the vanilla, sandalwood, blackberry, and patchouli.

Get it from PlayfulScents on Etsy for $10.

17. A shirt that doubles as a very helpful guide.

Get it on Look Human for $19.99.

18. A quaint little cross stitch to make a polite announcement.

Get it from FishyStitch on Etsy for $25.
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Get it from FishyStitch on Etsy for $25.

19. A sugary take on the Kama Sutra for anyone with a sweet tooth.

Get it from She Bop the Shop for $10.

20. A ring that's either an invitation or an insult, depending on your mood.

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Get it from KnotworkShop on Etsy for $12.

21. An embroidered patch for anyone definitely not on the nice list.

Get it from SewLuckyEmbroidery2 on Etsy for $5.99.
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Get it from SewLuckyEmbroidery2 on Etsy for $5.99.

22. These titillating pins that will put a smile on anyone's face.

Get them from Otherwild for $3 each.
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Get them from Otherwild for $3 each.

23. These erotic magnetic poetry kits for penning plenty of pervy poetry.

24. Some handmade vulva earrings that are each one of a kind.

Get them from She Bop the Shop for $30.

25. These penis-shaped lipsticks that are tragically not called lipdicks.

Get a pack of 12 on Amazon for $20.93.
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Get a pack of 12 on Amazon for $20.93.

26. A pack of 100 sex-related questions to kick off any sexy game night.