Someone has come up with an inspired solution for keeping yourself busy when the Pokémon Go servers are down — these Pokémoan sex toys.
There's Bulby, a Bulbasaur-inspired toy with a ~large seed tip~.
Then there's Charmy, a flame-shaped Charmander-inspired dildo.
There's Squirty, which is inspired by Squirtle and has a large grooved turtle shell on its back.
And finally, there's Piky, a butt plug that can turn you into the Pikachu you've always dreamed of being.
Not gonna lie, people seem kind of into it. Well, some people.
Although there's one Pokémon-themed sex toy we're really waiting for.
In conclusion: You can now quite literally fill the Pokémon-shaped hole in your life when the Pokémon Go servers are down.