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    Can You Stomach These 13 Honestly Horrendous Photos Of Food?

    You might never eat again.

    1. You've heard of meatloaf — now, how about some meat foot?

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    Topped with onion toenails, of course.

    2. Love carving up lamb, but also love eating cake? Say no more:

    3. Need to jazz up your usual pretzel stick platter? Here's one way to do it...

    4. And if you also got a weirdly sexual reaction to these two meat slices, you're not alone.

    5. Can someone please explain this sausage garnish to us?

    6. But also this horse banana?

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    Horse-nana?

    7. What kind of latte is this???

    8. WHAT KIND OF CELEBRATORY CAKE IS THIS???

    9. Actually, scratch that. THIS is the freakiest baby-related cake.

    10. But THIS is definitely the freakiest use for chicken wings we've seen...

    11. And this just seems straight up inadvisable.

    12. And while a sausage balloon animal kind of works...

    13. Boob cakes definitively do not.

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    Yeeeeeea that's gonna be a nope on the cake for us.

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    This post was translated from German.