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    21 Questions Girls Who Play Dungeons And Dragons Are Sick Of Answering

    How hot is your character?

    1. "Are you here to watch your boyfriend play?"

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    Nice to meet you, too.

    2. "Did your boyfriend get you into this game?"

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    3. "Could you be our healer?"

    4. "Are you playing as a half-elf?"

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    5. "Don't you think a spell-casting class would suit you better?"


    *Rage effective for 10 minutes*.

    6. "Can we have NPCs hit on your character in a tavern, or is that too sexist?"

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    7. "Are you playing as a girl?"

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    8. "Do you have to roll disadvantage when you play a female character?"



    9. "Do you need help understanding the PHB?"

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    10. "Do you need someone to calculate your damage for you?"


    My intelligence modifier is +3. I'm pretty sure I can calculate my own damage.

    11. "Do you need help casting this spell?"

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    Whoops I just cast Burning Hands right into your face.

    12. "Can you talk to that tree for us? Strangers and plants are more receptive to women."

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    My charisma modifier is -1 so I accidentally told it to eat us. Sorry.

    13. "Can you use your maternal instincts to care for these children we found on the side of the road?"

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    14. "Is your character wearing a chainmail bra like in the PHB?"


    15. "Is your fairy fire pink?"


    Does someone have a problem with pink magic?

    16. "Most chicks play as lawful good, right?"


    17. "Would you feel better if someone protected you throughout combat?"

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    You're a human bard, I'm a half-orc barbarian. Sit down.

    18. "Also, can you let us know if the gore and violence is a little too much?"


    19. "When you change back into a humanoid form after using wild shape, can you alter your boob size?"

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    20. "Do you meet a lot of dudes while playing this game?"

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    Yes, we meet. That's it.

    21. "Why are you rolling like a girl?"

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    Just rolled a natural 20, so why aren't you rolling like a girl?

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