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21 Questions Girls Who Play Dungeons And Dragons Are Sick Of Answering

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1. "Are you here to watch your boyfriend play?"

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Nice to meet you, too.

2. "Did your boyfriend get you into this game?"

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3. "Could you be our healer?"

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If you want to wipe, sure.

4. "Are you playing as a half-elf?"

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5. "Don't you think a spell-casting class would suit you better?"

*Rage effective for 10 minutes*.
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*Rage effective for 10 minutes*.

6. "Can we have NPCs hit on your character in a tavern, or is that too sexist?"

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7. "Are you playing as a girl?"

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8. "Do you have to roll disadvantage when you play a female character?"

L.O.L.
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L.O.L.

9. "Do you need help understanding the PHB?"

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10. "Do you need someone to calculate your damage for you?"

My intelligence modifier is +3. I'm pretty sure I can calculate my own damage.
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My intelligence modifier is +3. I'm pretty sure I can calculate my own damage.

11. "Do you need help casting this spell?"

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Whoops I just cast Burning Hands right into your face.

12. "Can you talk to that tree for us? Strangers and plants are more receptive to women."

My charisma modifier is -1 so I accidentally told it to eat us. Sorry.
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My charisma modifier is -1 so I accidentally told it to eat us. Sorry.

13. "Can you use your maternal instincts to care for these children we found on the side of the road?"

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14. "Is your character wearing a chainmail bra like in the PHB?"

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15. "Is your fairy fire pink?"

Does someone have a problem with pink magic?
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Does someone have a problem with pink magic?

16. "Most chicks play as lawful good, right?"

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17. "Would you feel better if someone protected you throughout combat?"

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You're a human bard, I'm a half-orc barbarian. Sit down.

18. "Also, can you let us know if the gore and violence is a little too much?"

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19. "When you change back into a humanoid form after using wild shape, can you alter your boob size?"

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20. "Do you meet a lot of dudes while playing this game?"

Yes, we meet. That's it.
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Yes, we meet. That's it.

21. "Why are you rolling like a girl?"

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Just rolled a natural 20, so why aren't you rolling like a girl?

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