Dear Everybody, Please Stop Asking Patels The Following Questions

At least people are creative.

1. "Are you related to this person?"

Celador Films

2. "Or this person?"

Senator International

3. "How about this person?"

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4. "Are you related to this person?"

20th Century Fox

5. "What about this person?"

6. "Are you sure you aren't related to this person?"

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7. "But what about THIS person?"

Lionsgate Television

8. "Are you related to this Twitter user?"

Bharat Patel @PatelBharat901

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree I don,t think it's sweet I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date

01:43 PM - 28 Sep 2016

9. "Or this documentary family?"

PBS

10. "Are you related to this author?"

Harlequin Digital Sales Corp.

11. "Or this actress?"

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12. "Are you sure you aren't related to this person?"

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13. "What about this Amazon reviewer?"

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14. "Could you by chance be related to this person?"

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15. "Do you share blood ties with this animated character?"

Nickelodeon

16. "Or this cricket player?"

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17. "Oh and by the way...are you related to this doctor?"

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