1.
When you're on a diet but your friend catches you cheating.
2.
When someone cooks you a gross meal and you have to pretend you like it.
3.
When you order takeout and it finally arrives 45 minutes later.
4.
When you try to be responsible and force yourself to eat healthy crap.
5.
When you overhear your friends making food plans without you.
6.
When you get a little something stuck in your teeth after a meal and no one tells you.
7.
When you eat something way too spicy.
8.
When you're looking forward to your leftovers but you find out some jerk already ate them.
9.
When you open the fridge at three in the morning to sneak some grub.
10.
When you stare at your food as it takes forever to cook in the microwave.
11.
When you still can't decide what you want to eat after waiting in line to order for half an hour.
12.
When you want to eat more food but you've already brushed your teeth.
13.
When you're in the middle of eating and someone asks if you're going to finish your food.
14.
When your "friend" takes a bite of your meal without permission.
15.
When you're already so full but you just want to keep eating anyway.
16.
When you're at the deli and the sandwich artist takes forever to design your hoagie.
17.
When you shove food into your mouth right after taking it out of the microwave.
18.
When your fridge is empty but you keep checking for food anyway.
19.
When you're in the grocery store and you spot someone handing out free samples.
20.
When someone's eating in front of you and you're waiting for them to offer you a bite.
21.
When you're waiting for your order and you see a waiter walking towards your table with a plate of food.
22.
When you get home for the day and literally shove everything you see into your mouth.
23.
When you got the itis.
