1. "Ugh, five more minutes. Then I'll get out from under the covers. Maybe."
2. "Should I put on makeup? HAHAHA, no."
3. "Here I am. Going to work. Just like every other day. Until I retire and die."
4. "Don't you dare try to make small talk with me until I've had my coffee."
5. "Ohhhhh here we go. It's happening. I'm walking into the office."
6. "Maybe if I run to my desk fast enough, no one will try to say hi to me."
7. Fuck. "Oh heyyyy, Bob from accounting, how was your weekend?!"
8. "Okay I just need to force myself to smile until the coffee kicks in."
9. "Fifteen minutes until 10:30, which means half an hour until 11:00, which means... six hours until I can go home. Crap."
10. "YES. IT'S HERE. LUNCH TIME. THIS MEANS THE DAY IS HALFWAY OVER."
11. "Why is the break room full? Why is there a wall of friendly people standing in front of the fridge where I keep my lunch?"
12. "You know what, it's fine. I'll just go out to lunch. This way I don't have to tell anyone about my weekend."
13. "Okay at 2 p.m. I'll run to the bathroom and check my phone for 15 minutes to pass some time. No one will question it."
14. "Shit there's Bob from accounting again. Don't come over here, don't come over, don't come over—"
15. "Heyyyyy Bob! Here you are at my desk. Again. Uninvited."
16. "Ughhh I'm not getting anything done, I just keep checking the clock every 5 minutes and playing mind games with myself."
17. "I'll just embrace it. Maybe if I fantasize about all the other things I'd rather be doing, I'll get through the day."
18. "Hi boss. Yeah I'll totally get that report to you by the end of the day. Because I'm so motivated. On a Monday."
19. "4:48 p.m., COME ON I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE SUNLIGHT."
